Football according to Rachel

I know football pretty well so this is not said in naivety.

New Rules:

1. If the stands are quiet (which you will know by the silence and lack of response to the cheerleaders) and I'm bored, then the stop clock will not be stopped. What did take 3 hours will now only take 1.


2. There will be less penalties called, i.e. the ones that don't matter: illegal man down field (big deal), offsides, late tackle, holding, personal fouls. This will result in some real football and the clock will run much quicker.


3. The coaches must run an equal running:passing plays. Don't keep kicking a dead donkey.


4. If the team is winning, has possession, and there is only 1 minute left in the game, put in your JV players. Give a man a chance.


5. Cheerleaders must smile or else I won't cheer back.


6. Cheerleaders will not do pushups everytime the team scores. C'mon girls...


7. It is decidedly so that concessions will not cost more than $1/item.

On an unrelated note, how cute is Alex? I mean, how manly is Alex?

Go Wasatch!