Who the pug do you think you are?!

My pugs. Oh my pugs. You've all seen them. These dogs, to say the least, keep me on my toes. These dogs also like to cause chaos. Here are the things they've done (lately):

1. Annie came around the corner with a cotton ball in her mouth. That she got from her bed. Yes, the dogs have decided it's time to eat their bed. Now the laundry room is full of little cotton balls. What is wrong with you? You have treats and toys! 
2. Annie figured out how to squeeze through the dog fence and sneak downstairs. Pugs are not allowed downstairs. They leave little "surprises" that we all hate to clean up. 
3. Annie (seems to be a lot about Annie...) sneaks up on the sofa behind pillows so we don't see her laying there. Pugs are not allowed on the nice sofas. They get their choice of my sofa, the leather sofa, or 2 wicker chairs; all that clean easy. 
4. Walter hides the dog bowls. Yesterday we found Dozer's bowl under a sofa (it had been missing for 3 days). He will take any bowl, carry it around, and leave it for later. Except there is no later. We never know where he hides them. Last week he took Annie's bowl and hid it under my bed, under the sofa, and under the kitchen table. 
5. Walter has become a food scam artist. Walter has a round metal bowl and Annie has a square plastic bowl. This helps them to know whose is whose and helps me to hear who is eating out of whose bowl. Annie was sitting at my feet and I heard the sound of plastic. That's right, Walt finished off his food and then ate all of Annie's while she was away.
6. Annie and Walter both take things like socks, food, underwear, DVD's, shoes, etc... and hide them under the bed in their little fortress. 
7. One of them, and I don't know whom, ate their wrinkle medicine. That's expensive and I'm a little frustrated. And yes, they have wrinkle medicine for when their wrinkles get infected. Grrrr...
8. To get in the Christmas spirit, Walter ate a candy cane. 
9. They collaborated in knocking down the large bag of dog food and eating it. Then they moved on to the trash. This was after we fed them dinner, so clearly they were hungry for more.
10. They bark and growl at the tv, mainly Jar Jar Binks (really, most of Star Wars), sirens, door bells, dogs, music, crying babies etc...

But aren't they cute?!